a few of my favorite things

I freaking LOVE Craigslist... I have become totally addicted. I don't know what I did without it before. I bought another excersaucer today to keep at my sister's for 20 bucks; you can't beat that deal! Its like the most giant garage sale ever and way better than EBay. Anyway.... I feel so Wal-Mart for liking it so much. Like I should head to Mickey D's in my '92 Beretta (that is for example, I don't drive a Beretta) after looking on it. So trashy...

So my kiddo has been taking awesome naps in the morning, for like 2 hours! Which feeds the Craigslist habit. Its so cool that he's finally settling into a sleep pattern that works for me! I know that as soon as he starts to cut teeth it will all go to crap and Ill want to drop him off at the fire station but for now I'm going to live in the moment and enjoy it! K I'm watching some dumb Dateline show about "daring rescues" or some sh* like that.... better go :)

I'm fat and my husband wants to lose weight...

My husband bikes at least 20 miles a day. He's in incredible shape, thin, and can eat whatever the hell he wants. I on the other hand was about 30 lbs overweight when I got pregnant, and then gained 30 more. And no, breastfeeding did not help me lose any weight... people act like its the next Phen-Phen or something, its a bunch of bullshit. But anyway, so my husband wants to lose weight, and I want to punch him in the face. I have to work 10x as hard as he does to lose half the weight, usually with a baby attached to me. Yes, Im lazy... I really want a pill that will make me skinny in a day, but I also get annoyed when skinny people talk about getting skinnier! WTF?!

So I have started again the diet that was working until I stopped doing it. Its the same ole no sugar lots of meat thing. Hopefully it will make me want to walk by a mirror naked again, or clothed for that matter! Blah, I hate that I got the grandma nanny belly and thighs... genetics suck.

Bad Mama

Sometimes being a mom isn't all it is cracked up to be. As my ass grows wider my mind and life grow smaller. Yeah, yeah, it's all worth it when the look at you with those lil doe eyes... and it is, but sometimes you just want to say, THIS F***IN SUCKS! So this blog is all about me. If you are interested in my family you can read all about them at www.strileyfam.blogspot.com. This is where I get to be funny and bitch and comment on boring everyday life of a bad mama!